Take a whiff!
It doesn’t smell like low-tide anymore.
The Trump counter-insurgency has ushered in cleaner air … and less stink.
And Hillary Clinton is no where in sight!
Donald Trump’s been marvelously unconventional in his counter-argument to the progressive idiocy of the Obama abomination.
In a quick two years, he’s aerated US foreign policy … pulled the pants down on the media … and neutralized the cultural pollution.
And now this immigration nonsense … this asinine display by liberals to grind our government to a halt over illegals … has blown up in their faces.
America is finally awake.
We never hear of ISIS, jobs have comeback bigly … and political correctness has gone the way of the race card and the pussy hat. Hollywood’s been humiliated … colleges are less weepy and screechy … and the liberal Left looks like exhausted clowns.
The progressive defense of the MS-13 animals is pissin’ off even liberals … and who doesn’t love that? Government agencies are being held accountable …. and bureaucratic partisans are under the microscope. … and some about to be indicted.
Lock ’em all up!
Obama’s wacky executive orders have been rolled back. Leftist idiocy … like sanctuary cities and “chain immigration” … is under scrutiny. And trade partners are playin’ fair for the first time in decades.
And we finally have a president who doesn’t have this daily compulsion to drop into our lives like an America Mao …
and shove government down our throats day-after-day-after-day.
And at long last! … there are grown-ups on the job … real-deal adults with more talent than ideology.
Professionals who do their jobs without lining up for medals at swishy White House egoparties … so they can pat one another on the back-side … and high-five foul-mouthed rappers masquerading as musical talent.
The immature political antics of the liberal-left are laughed at. Foul-mouth comics have backfired … and Hollywood morons drift further and further from reality. Award shows are lonely ego-blasts … the public is both amused and disgusted.
Silly-ass politicians make fools of themselves by screaming for impeachment. And now they’re joined by the clown army of ANTI-FA … who might as well be cheerleaders for the kneeling millionaires who are destroying their livelihood. They’re all very excellent at destroying things … even themselves.
The Black Lives ranters finally have laryngitis, noisy illegals have stopped torching the American flag, and the gender-screwballs have mostly shut the hell up and stopped playing eenie-meenie-miney-mo with public bathrooms. But they still argue about who’s a girl and who’s not … and if there are 40 or 50 sexual identities.
The loathed media have been completely de-balled … and who doesn’t love that?
The borders aren’t leaking like sieves. Nonsense regulations have been scrubbed. And Obama’s legacy is now an almost invisible residue.
Charlie Schumer’s out of tears. Nanny Pelosi suffers brain farts. Beano Sanders is still loaded with gas. And Elizabeth Warren can’t figure out why she’s not Squaw of the Year.
The economy is in high gear … taxes are down … the Supreme Court is looking more and more like America … and country has its swagger back.
Only liberals are unhappy.
We now tell weasel nations to go straight to hell … and we’ve stopped bowing to the world … and offering endless mea culpas for imaginary sins.
American business feels brawny again … unemployment for every category is the lowest ever … and the stock market is chugging along.
Optimism is back in style.
President Trump is taking issue with doling our our tax money to countries that spit in our face. Why didn’t anyone ever think of that before?
We’ve stopped goofy redistribution schemes like climate change and lop-sided trade agreements that sent American jobs overseas. Oh! … and school lunches taste like food again.
And we dodged this ^^^ bullet.
Trump’s told Europe to buck up and grow a pair … and face the Muslim medievalists who’ve ghettoized the once-gorgeous cities of their continent. And some are doing just that.
But too many Euro-brats won’t listen because they think America will always be there to rescue their sorry-asses from their own foolishness. Think again!
This is not the moment for them to assume much of anything about the New America.
We’re finally allergic to stupid.
How less depressing it all feels.
It’s good to be Obama-free.