Thanks, but no thanks. You’ve done enough.
In fact, you’ve done too much.
We’re very okay now. In a very good spot. No reason to check back in.
Folks have jobs. Taxes hurt less. The PC stuff doesn’t sting anymore … and the race card has finally gone lame.
Businesses can breathe. Trade is fairer. Someone’s minding the borders. Others have a healthy respect for us.
There’s lots of optimism all around … because things are getting done. It’s all less talky … and lots more doing. The future’s not so furry …. and not so crazy looking.
For a while, it looked like the wheels were comin’ off.
Then we caught a break.
Dodged that bullet back in 2016.
Didn’t have to suffer Miss Hillary.
Glad to miss that circus.
So … you can leave us be. We’re great again, honest.
Put your feet up … please.