How To Ruin A College

“Here’s something you don’t see every day: A bunch of teachers at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill have decided to protest … by withholding students’ grades”

Yup. They’re mad. At a statue. 

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“Silent Sam” … a long ago alumni-gift from Civil War veterans … was set to be moved indoors … out of sight of the offended public.

Not good enough. 

Seventy-nine traumatized professors have decided to withhold student grades until Silent Sam is run out of town … and some campus workers get dental insurance.

I’m not kidding.
Those are their demands.

Sounds like a cheesy protest to me. But I can’t say I’m surprised. These are Sixties’ retreads. Disciples of the decade that will not die.  Kinda like the walking dead.

Screen Shot 2018-12-14 at 8.36.56 AM.pngBut if you’re crackin’ open the family safe and selling grandma’s jewelry to send a kid to UNC, chances are pretty good they’re being voodooed by some wacky, Sixties druids.

And it’s pretty guaranteed that your child’s college adventure will be very expensive … but also extra-rich in micro-aggressions, safe spaces, free speech zones, segregated dorms, Play-Doh therapy sessions, canceled exams, gender-neutral pronouns, anti-reality-siestas, statue trauma … and hidden grades.

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And for 50 or 60 thousand bucks a year, those learned-loons will alter history, devalue literature, malign scholarship, discover cultural indictments in every American success story …

 and then make you guess your grade!

So on graduation day, you can scoop up your brand-new anti-cultural … anti-realist … anti-American … and not hear a peep from Silent Sam.

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Yay! North Carolina!

 

Denis Ian

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