I write these things because it’s my way of holding on. By my fingernails. To reality. Sometimes help isn’t just around the corner. … because sometimes there’s just too much crazy there. Southwest Airlines told a passenger that her pet fish, Cassie, wasn’t welcome to slosh around in her fishbowl during a flight from Denver … Continue reading What’s Happened To Normal?
Category: Mocking
Watch Where You’re Steppin’
There's a new San Francisco treat … and it ain’t Rice-a-Roni. Tony Bennett might’ve left his heart in San Francisco … but others are leaving behind something very different … Last week “… 20 pounds of poop were dumped on a sidewalk … in a clear bag and remained there for hours.” To marinate in … Continue reading Watch Where You’re Steppin’
The President Who Wasn’t
The recent court ruling on ObamaCare jump-started a clever friend of mine … a Baltimoreon name Mike Sackett … a silky-witty writer from The Old Line State of Maryland. “With this stunning rebuke of Obama's dubiously-named Affordable Care Act, with his war on coal and opposition to the Keystone Pipeline crushed, with his Paris Climate … Continue reading The President Who Wasn’t
How To Ruin A College
"Here’s something you don’t see every day: A bunch of teachers at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill have decided to protest ... by withholding students’ grades" Yup. They're mad. At a statue. "Silent Sam" ... a long ago alumni-gift from Civil War veterans ... was set to be moved indoors ... out of sight of … Continue reading How To Ruin A College
Game of Thrones
She couldn’t resist … because she’s miserable by nature. Hillary Clinton would not acknowledge Donald Trump at the Bush funeral. Snubbed him. Glared and stared straight ahead. Perhaps it’s time to remind people of Hillary Clinton … and the despair we escaped. She slithered in and out of seedy circumstances … webbing her power … Continue reading Game of Thrones
We Have Hit Bottom
NOTHING SAYS "GOOD-BYE, AMERICA" QUITE LIKE THIS: https://youtu.be/APVRmnk2s6g And to think this woman is in charge of anything more important than feeding a cat is HORRIFYING.
Extra! Extra! Extra Crazy!
“The media has changed. We now give broadcast licenses to philosophies instead of people. People who project themselves as journalists on television don't know the first thing about journalism. They are just there stirring up a hockey game.” ~Gary Ackerman Yesterday, the president held a press conference … and a hockey game broke out. Jim … Continue reading Extra! Extra! Extra Crazy!
EL TROJAN HORSIE
Dear Perplexed, I'll do my best to explain ... but ... I don't have much experience with crazy. “Can the Democrats really be this stupid?” Of course! Stupid and funny at the same moment! They're drowning in talent. Remember these guys? "Asparagus" Booker ... "Hiawatha" Warren ... and "Boofy" Whitehouse. Yeah ... they can be that … Continue reading EL TROJAN HORSIE
Liberal Desperation
A Central American migrant ... heads for the US ... screamed ... “Donald Trump is the antichrist ... he’s going to hell!" All because he won an election he wasn't supposed to win. Democrats are election losers. And desperate times call for desperate measures … and that’s what's happening now … with this caravan of border-crashers … Continue reading Liberal Desperation
Laughing at Liberals
This is what liberals do to normal. Jennifer Wagner lost a bike race to Rachel McKinnon. But Jennifer Wagner felt something wasn't quite fair ... because she lost to a man who said he was a lady. The amazing thing is that the real woman even spoke out against the unreal woman ... and lived to … Continue reading Laughing at Liberals