Joan of Arc…the hottest girl of the Middle Ages

~ Michelle Moore for Denis Ian ... educator/writer

Everyone said it was gonna get nuts. They weren’t kiddin’.

Guess who’s feelin’ the heat … so to speak?

Joan of Arc … the hottest girl of the Middle Ages. The teen queen of the Siege of Orléans. That’s in France. Which is not in America. Where we live.

“Surely, people realize she’s not related to American history,” said Amy Kirk Duvoisin, the founder of the annual Joan of Arc parade.

No, they don’t … because these historical jello-heads haven’t a clue.

She’s on a horse … buckled up in armor. And she’s a whitey. Case closed. Down she comes.

Maybe she was against transgender women using the women’s room. But … but … but they didn’t have bathrooms back then.

So maybe her horsie wasn’t assigned a binary sexual stall. Dunno. But she did sumpin wrong, right?

Burn that statue! Oh, wait! She’s already toast.

This riot stuff is getting’ kinda complicated, right boys and girls?

Denis Ian

h/t Dauphin Charles

Joan of Arc…the hottest girl of the Middle Ages

 

Published by Michelle Moore for Denis Ian ... educator/writer

Bio for Denis Ian’s Scribbles, all content collected up until Denis’ passing to heaven on January 7, 2019 is maintained here by Michelle, for the world to continue to enjoy: "Nullus Equus Stercus" Iona College History/economics Class of 1972 BA & Ms. Ed 1976, Iona Preparatory School 1968, From New Rochelle, NY, Lives in Westchester, NY. “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” *All content copyright protected*

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