I write these things because it’s my way of holding on. By my fingernails. To reality. Sometimes help isn’t just around the corner. … because sometimes there’s just too much crazy there. Southwest Airlines told a passenger that her pet fish, Cassie, wasn’t welcome to slosh around in her fishbowl during a flight from Denver … Continue reading What’s Happened To Normal?
Category: Humor
EL TROJAN HORSIE
Dear Perplexed, I'll do my best to explain ... but ... I don't have much experience with crazy. “Can the Democrats really be this stupid?” Of course! Stupid and funny at the same moment! They're drowning in talent. Remember these guys? "Asparagus" Booker ... "Hiawatha" Warren ... and "Boofy" Whitehouse. Yeah ... they can be that … Continue reading EL TROJAN HORSIE
Liberal Desperation
A Central American migrant ... heads for the US ... screamed ... “Donald Trump is the antichrist ... he’s going to hell!" All because he won an election he wasn't supposed to win. Democrats are election losers. And desperate times call for desperate measures … and that’s what's happening now … with this caravan of border-crashers … Continue reading Liberal Desperation
Laughing at Liberals
This is what liberals do to normal. Jennifer Wagner lost a bike race to Rachel McKinnon. But Jennifer Wagner felt something wasn't quite fair ... because she lost to a man who said he was a lady. The amazing thing is that the real woman even spoke out against the unreal woman ... and lived to … Continue reading Laughing at Liberals
The Truth About Men … and Sex
I have no problem bein’ a man. Comes naturally. I know who I am … and what I’m like. I own up to myself … ‘cause I can’t lie worth a damn. I confess to lots … and it ain’t saintly stuff. First off, guys are … well … guys. And to hell with anyone … Continue reading The Truth About Men … and Sex