‘Spartacus’ Booker speaks:
“Boot me from the Senate, but I’m going to violate rules to defeat Kavanaugh … no matter what!”
When have we last seen such courage?
“I understand that the penalty comes with potential ousting from the Senate.”
We all have our fingers crossed, Mister Spartacus.
He’s put his career … that’s going nowhere … on the line!
“I come from a long line of Americans
that understand what kind
of civil disobedience is and I understand the consequences. “
NOT exactly “Give me Liberty or give me Death” eloquence …
but, hey, he’s the former mayor of Newark … that’s somewhere in New Jersey … and he’s been failing upwards ever since.
But Spartacus Booker ignited them all!
“Count me in,” said Senator Dick “Turban” Durbin
“Count me in, too,” said Senator Mazie “Betsy Ross” Hirono.
And soon they were all Spartacus!
And they all stood tall with Spartacus Booker
Even Senator Richard “Fraidy Cat” Blumenthal …
who never set foot in Vietnam … but made himself a war hero anyway.
And just like that …
Spartacus Booker became the surprise leader of a bunch of losers.
This is what liberal Democrats have done to our country … to our political rituals … and to political civility.
And they want YOU to put THEM
back in power.
Fools fool only fools.