Dear Perplexed, I'll do my best to explain ... but ... I don't have much experience with crazy. “Can the Democrats really be this stupid?” Of course! Stupid and funny at the same moment! They're drowning in talent. Remember these guys? "Asparagus" Booker ... "Hiawatha" Warren ... and "Boofy" Whitehouse. Yeah ... they can be that … Continue reading EL TROJAN HORSIE
Democrats lie. All the time. It’s a habit they can’t shake. They lie big … and small. With straight faces … and with Liberace flamboyancies. Some glare … or make scrunchy faces. Others sob … maybe shake a finger. Flail some arms. Or just look nuts. There are beginner liars … and lying superstars. But … Continue reading Seize the Lie!
A Central American migrant ... heads for the US ... screamed ... “Donald Trump is the antichrist ... he’s going to hell!" All because he won an election he wasn't supposed to win. Democrats are election losers. And desperate times call for desperate measures … and that’s what's happening now … with this caravan of border-crashers … Continue reading Liberal Desperation
Liberalism sits on a violent edge. They’ve shot at congresspeople … run government officials out of public facilities … attacked them in their yards … and called for public disorder. And you're supposed to vote them into power. They’ve smothered free speech … denied free assembly … and mocked religious convictions. So give the House … Continue reading Liberal Fascism … It’s Real
WHAT A MESS! Wait! Wait! Wait! This Common Core reform was supposed to turn every kid into a planetary genius ... too smart for the rest of the world. Finland was gonna beg for our secrets. China and Japan, too. Bill Gates told us so. David Coleman swore on a stack of SATs. Arne Duncan … Continue reading Common Core Blows Up! Let’s ‘Act’ Surprised!
This is what liberals do to normal. Jennifer Wagner lost a bike race to Rachel McKinnon. But Jennifer Wagner felt something wasn't quite fair ... because she lost to a man who said he was a lady. The amazing thing is that the real woman even spoke out against the unreal woman ... and lived to … Continue reading Laughing at Liberals
Common Core just won’t die. It’s alive, alright. Maybe under an alias, but it’s the same old poison … spawning troubling stuff. Half-time band-shows that disrespect law enforcement. Kindergarten teachers hosting “Transition” ceremonies … for a five-year-old boy who fancies himself a girl. How about Black Lives Matter curriculum guides? Hijab days? Sanctuary elementary schools? Co-ed bathrooms? Or fifth graders … Continue reading Common Core: The Zombie Reform
For the last quarter century, she's slithered in and out of seedy circumstances … webbing her power … and chessing herself toward the presidency. It was Obama ... and this woman's malignant ambition ... that has brought us here. To this ugly, violent moment of uneasy soul-searching. Revealing a disturbing vulnerability we thought impossible. … Continue reading Hillary: Bury Her For Good
HEADLINE: "A Mississippi Marching Band Staged a Halftime Skit Depicting Students Pointing Guns at Police" Read that again ... so it sinks in. Why didn't parents know about this skit? Why wasn't this cleared before hand? Why does this band director still have his job? Why is the principal so clueless? This is the perfect case in … Continue reading The Village Idiots Strike Again
All that's left of Columbus Day is a sale on runny ricotta ... and some crappy cannolis. As far as I can figure, somebody put dead Christopher Columbus on trial … sent his bones to prison ... where he was strung up by righteous liberals. So this is a sort of ghost holiday. It's here ... … Continue reading GOOD-BYE, COLUMBUS