It seems things are gettin’ extra-goofy here in the ol’ Milky Way …
And then there’s that moment when you know the world has slipped its orbit …
and is spinning toward the open arms of Rod Serling … for repotting in The Twilight Zone.
Enduring his Oscar snub as the World’s Most Caring Human Being …. Iran’s Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei … more modestly known as the Supreme Leader … is now lecturing the United States on … are you ready? …. gun control.
“No one dares apply the clear solution to the promotion of guns and homicide in America. What’s the solution? It’s to make guns illegal …”
Send that man a pussy hat!
You read that right … Iran thinks we’re barbaric … and … um … we should get with the rest of the world … and blow up the 2nd Amendment.
And Mister Supreme Leader has lots of Americans nodding his way … Bill Maher, Michael Moore, a few thousand Florida teenagers … and Miss Barbara Streisand … the Warbler Queen of the Left.
So … the world’s most prolific sponsor of car bombings, suicide bombers, and Christian executions wants us to lay down our arms … and fall into his arms … and show some civility.
What could possibly go wrong?
Denis Ian
Missives Worth Reading 