This Is One Special Focker

Check out this loose cannon. Quite the ticking time-bomb. I thought Maher was losin’ his brain beans, but this De Niro nut … Yikes! ... he’s clearly crossed over to a special dimension where you hope and pray the walls are spongy. So Mister Focker dropped in on the Tonys …  and dropped a few … Continue reading This Is One Special Focker

Happy Teacher Exasperation Month!

Geniuses are the most dangerous creatures in the universe ... and do you know why God made so few?  To limit the suffering of teachers. Dweebers are educational pests. They make these fly-by observations …  scurry back to their sticky keyboards … and tell real-deal teachers how to do their jobs. Let’s imagine those same … Continue reading Happy Teacher Exasperation Month!

What Hath Dowd Wrought?

There’s a new God in the universe … and he goes by Barack Obama. Yeah ... that guy. Who won't go away. The New York Times found him ... and Maureen "Mary Magdalene" Dowd revealed him. To us all. Amen. So tomorrow,  expect new rally caps all over the Universe ... with the new God's new message … Continue reading What Hath Dowd Wrought?

The Agog Mob and Why Elections Matter

For those  who don't yet feel rescued by last year's election ... here's a sobering x-ray of our diseased self. This speaks to our current embarrassment as a nation  ... and as a scary squint into our tomorrow ... and the likelihood that this nation might not survive an outbreak of poison ivy ... or … Continue reading The Agog Mob and Why Elections Matter

Welcome to the Dark Side, Miss Holly

  Oh! Lordy! The irony!  Libtards are eating each other. Remember the Starbuck's supervisor who called police because two men ... two black guys ... were loitering ... and refusing to leave or buy anything?   So ... "Holly, the store manager" ... got fired for being a racist.   And Starbuck's is gonna shut … Continue reading Welcome to the Dark Side, Miss Holly

Leftist Publication ‘The Intercept’ Attacks Parents – Parents Fire Back

The World According to the Progressive Left over at 'The Intercept' … And their Most Empty Defense of Public Education ... Ever The author is one confused lady. In an article for “The Intercept”, a bewildered liberal author argues against herself. And loses. Badly. Quite a feat. The title alone is as accurate a statement … Continue reading Leftist Publication ‘The Intercept’ Attacks Parents – Parents Fire Back

What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Gun Control

It seems things are gettin' extra-goofy here in the ol' Milky Way ... And then there’s that moment when you know the world has slipped its orbit … and is spinning toward the open arms of Rod Serling ... for repotting in The Twilight Zone. Enduring his Oscar snub as the World’s Most Caring Human … Continue reading What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Gun Control

Clap … With One Hand – Counterfeit Personalities – Hollyweirdoes

Does any profession pat themselves on the back more than these over-inflated brag-bags? And from their televised perch they’ll wag fingers at us about our politics and values … all the while ignoring some of the great perverts of all time who run in their circle. They are absolutely allergic to any introspection at all … Continue reading Clap … With One Hand – Counterfeit Personalities – Hollyweirdoes

Silly Stuff – CNN Is A Political Party

America is a two-party system … there’s the Republican Party …  and the CNN Party. The Democrat Party has vanished … gone away … and the CNN Party now runs the Republican opposition. They set the agenda … chart the strategies … grow the enthusiasm ... and spin the issues. Pelosi and Schumer are political … Continue reading Silly Stuff – CNN Is A Political Party

The Legacy of the American Judas

Behold! The Obama legacy. This episode of dossiers and wire-taps and bogus investigations is all that remains of a presidency bloated with egoism, famed in corruption, and consumed by vendettas. His was a presidency that trampled on the principles of American politics by contaminating the election process. By tremoring the bedrock of this republic. The … Continue reading The Legacy of the American Judas